Your privacy matters to us, as does your trust. We take them both seriously. We hate spam and unwanted junk mail as much as the next guy. So please take a moment to review how we respect your privacy and any information you may give us.

Collection of Information
Most of the stuff on this website is available without your giving us any information. However, in some instances, we may ask for your name, title, company name, work address, work email address, and work phone and fax numbers. We would never ask for personal contact information.

Use of Information
When you give us your information, we use it in a limited number of ways, primarily to respond to your requests or to send you updates or information you've asked for. We don't sell, rent, display, or otherwise make your information available to anyone else at any time. Ever. And we don't bombard you with a bunch of stuff every time you turn around. And if you want us to change how we use your information or delete it from our database, we'd be happy to do so at any time, no questions asked.

Security
We take multiple precautions to keep any information we collect from you secure against unauthorized access and/or use (especially from those pesky Canadians), and we periodically review our security measures to make sure that our database doors are locked and that the windows are shut.

Changes to Our Privacy Process and Statement
When you give us your information, you consent to it being used as described above. Over time, we may modify this privacy statement and some of our business practices, and your continued use of this site constitutes acceptance of these changes. But acceptance of these changes does not give or even imply your consent to ever do anything with your information other than what's described above.

Thank you for visiting our site, reading this statement and trusting us with your information. Though we like to be funny sometimes, we take your privacy and trust seriously.